I'll leave it to the professionals. There's now a link to this page at the top of the screen so you can pop back in the future and see who else has joined the club.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
Like me, you revised your story.
(Author of Thirteen and The Juggler)
Missing Person: Last seen driving away.
(Author of Dear Everybody)
Afterwards, we had coffee and pie.
(Author of Glister and much more)
Hail horrors! Hail—fuck that's hot.
(Author of The Last Werewolf and A Day and a Night and a Day)
Surely no writer has said yes?
(Author of Lucky Bunny, The Great Lover and Watch Me Disappear)
For sale: shotgun, one previous owner.
(author of C, Men In Space and Remainder)
(Illustrator of Ascent)