I know he's a soft target but if you ever need something to bring a smile to your face quickly old George W is always on hand with a Bushism or two. Now, thanks to the Guardian's random generator, incomprehension is only a click away. Admit it: you'll miss him when he's gone.
BUSH UPDATE: It's so good it deserves to be posted up here too (thanks for the link John)
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency