laugh it up, fuzzball

Popmash is a website from which you can purchase T-Shirts and prints of, well, here's the blurb:

The Planet is in crisis.

A crisis worse than global warming, nuclear war and terrorism combined.
Then multiplied by ten.

Fame and pop culture are rapidly growing out of control.
Experts predict that at the current rate, by the year 2020 everybody on the planet will be famous.
Economies will collapse. Society will be in disarray. Television will be really, really awful.

We need a solution to this problem before it is too late.

Popmash is that solution.

Popmash scientists reckon that by genetically combining two famous things, we can reduce pop culture by 50% and save the planet for another 100 years.

After that we'll all be dead so it won't really matter.

I mention all of this only because I sent an email suggesting a possible splicing a while ago and he's only gone and done it! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Chewbaracka...